just met a guy with the last name Friend. i wish my last name was Friend so then I could be a friend to everyone. no enemies here.

Newest addition to the nieces and nephews:

Frank Daniel. Can't wait to meet the handsome little guy.

still want these.

i've wanted these shorts for over a year now. so weird because they are

a: super patriotic

b. super white trash

both things i am ok with, but are not typically things i look for in clothing/my life.

anyway, i totally want them. get over it.

self torture

you would think i'd learn not to throw away banana peels in a garbage can that i have to sit next to for 8 hours. i could easily say it happens daily. bad idea for a person with extra sensory nasal passages. SHEESH.

2 posts in 1 day.

due to lack of sleep..

while leaving a message for someone, at the end of the message i gave my name and phone number. while saying the phone number out loud, i noticed that i had messed a number up. i panicked and proceeded to make up the rest of the numbers in the message. "477.... 4705...". not even close.

i'll never get that call back.