some wedding photos

Joe, nicest guy. 

He came over and his feet smelled bad so he kindly put his shoes
and socks on the balcony so no one had to smell feet.

He goes to leave.. can't find his other sock.

Oops. Windy day.
Oh hey neighbors. Enjoy that sock. It smelled bad anyway.

and thats when I knew.

people like pictures, right?

pictures speak a thousand words.

i hope these pictures are telling you that i have 

a pretty cool life. in 6,000 words.

oh, hey.. no big deal or anything..

but i'm getting married. get real, right?

i had 4 days off from work and everyone is acting like i've been gone for at least 3 months.

on days that i work, i wish everyone was awake so it would be less boring in the mornings.

my newest hobby is setting my alarm for the most obscure times.
today it was 6:13, yesterday it was 6:18.
waking up has never been so fun.

Dorothy Catherine

These photos are long overdue but definitely deserve to be shared.

This is brand new Dorothy (Dotty).  

Born July 27 (I know, I know. I told you this was overdue.)

She's bigger now and gets more adorable every time I see her.

 Baby Dotty and Uncle Ben.

oh wait..

was i the victim of a hate crime?

owe.

n.

ob-la-di, ob-la-da.


...medulla oblongata.

the only proof that we went somewhere.

i signed up for netflix this weekend. i never watch movies so this is my way of changing that. if anyone has any suggestions for really great movies to watch, feel free to send them my way.

xoxo,

gossip girl

i had a dream last night where i was telling everyone about a dream i actually had about being back in high school. INCEPTION?

sticking it to the man.

boring and unnecessary work training.

workweek

every time i reach up to use my keyboard, my shirt comes completely untucked.

l8ly

all i wanna hear. 

weird brain

i seriously imagine the weirdest situations happening.

last night while driving home, i was a little tired and started thinking about how terrible things happen when people are driving drowsy. the thing that really woke me up was thinking about how terrible i would feel if i hit a pedestrian. but the thing that really woke me up was when  i looked over and saw this couple walking on the sidewalk holding hands and the dude had a resemblance to Jimmer. so my brain started thinking how much WORSE my life would be if hit Jimmer. i would have so many enemies and probably zero friends.

this is the kind of motivation to stay awake that works for me apparently.

wish my head luck.

i hope to all that is holy that they don't use this thing to get those staples out of my head.