Sunday, June 19, 2011


this may be the most stupid, embarrassing and ridiculous thing i ever put on this blog.  i would love to hear every person's opinions even if they're not in sync with mine. that's how much i'm loving this stupid show.

 totally bummed he's gone. he was a total butcher babe. free meat for the rest of your life? ok, guess not. seriously though, he was in my top 5.
 ben f.
winemaker? really? ok. he was actually cooler one-on-one but i'm still not into it.
seriously it's really weird that she is so obsessed with this guy. i'm convinced that she only likes him so much because he's the only one that didn't act like he wanted to marry her tomorrow. oh yeah, these other dudes that are being super nice and trying to impress her way hard? apparently boring. 
oh and for the record -- i don't hate this guy. i feel like he's just being honest, even if it's totally rude. i might be the only human being who feels this way.
this guy is boring and reminds me of a dude i would have gone to high school with who was student body president or something. blake = boring.
dude actually kind of impressed me. i thought he was kind of weird looking at first, but he seems really nice. he does seem a little overly eager. but whatever. weird hair too.
masked weirdo. seriously, this is the worst stunt anyone has ever pulled. not only did he come off super creepy, i bet he was sweating his brains out in that thing. what a dummy. good job, jeff. you totally succeeded in standing out the crowd and making everyone hate you.
ok. this guy is in my top 3. coolest and nicest dude, plus he's a total babe. i didn't even know i liked shaved heads until i saw david beckham -- and this dude looks like he could be related. JP beckham, i'm on your team.
he kinda seems like a car salesman or something. i'm indifferent about this one. maybe he'll prove that things really are bigger in texas.  
gone. totally bummed. he was in my top 3 at least. maybe the phone call to his mom was a little weird, but she seemed funny. right?!
why is he still here?
 ryan m.
seems like a tv host or something. kinda weird. not mad he's gone.
ryan p.
such a dork. get this guy off of television, pronto. his cheesy lines and smile are going to get old so fast.
not even the sympathy card worked? whatever.
top dude. i want this guy to win so hard. he's for sure the most attractive dude. on their date, she kept trying to make him seem like such a creep for being into the marriage thing.. but it totally backfired because he made a joke out of it and ended up looking really cool - too cool for her. ashley, pick this dude. and if you don't, you're as dumb as i think you are.
ok, i know what everyone is thinking. weirdest eyes! but get over it! he was so great. that date was perfect. i can get over those eyes! he's cool!

ok. judge away. this is really stupid and i don't care.


sarahj said...

I'm so happy you just posted this!!! My favorites are West and JP, I am sad that West is gone! Hopefully the bald man will conquer!

Jeffrey said...

You are spot on about Anthony. I could not believe that she cut him the first round. He was quite dashing when he came out of the car. I guess she couldn't handle a real man with a real man's job.

Her obsession with Bentley is lame. Seriously Bentley? I wonder how stupid she feels after hearing all the abhorrent things he has said in interviews. I'm sure some therapist is getting an ear full.

I do need to stick up for Ames. He might not be the most exciting guy up there... but he is sweet as hell and and probably as rich as hell. And I'd bet you that he is undercover cool.

tacoisbell said...

I just love that you put the "stupid" disclaimer out there... kinda softens the blow :-)

tessaplusadam said...

hahahahah this is sooooooo goodddddddddd.

Evie said...

I found your blog on someones blog but lemme tell you somethin'... I haven't seen the most recent episode but i can tell you that I'm happy Lucas is gone. He was too sensitive and it was pure pain watching him on the teli.
Ames? mmmm too quiet for me. Teeth and eyes...cant get over it/wont get over it.
JP? Babe alert with the whole "take control" attitude.
Constantine? Dude has that Italian charmer charm. Ben? Nice and collected because him on the scooter was
The other guys i don't remember. Love watching this show